Friday, May 29, 2009

What's In A Name?

conservative: - adj. (1) inclined to keep things as they are; opposed to change. (2) Often, Conservative. of or belonging to a political party that opposes changes in national institutions. (3) cautious, moderate. - n. (1) a conservative person. (2) Often, Conservative. member of a conservative political party. (3) means of conserving.

conserve: - v. (1) protect from harm, loss, or from being used up.

conservation: - n. (1) a protecting from harm, loss, or from being used up.

M.I.L.F.: an acronym which stands for Moms Inhibiting the Liberal Faction, an organization of Conservative American mothers who believe and intend to uphold the United States Constitution and the Declaration of Independence. Founded in 2009.


Right now is not the right time to be a Conservative. Of course if you're just concerned with what's "cool" these days then right now you're on the wrong blog spot.

My name is MILF, and this was my idea. I'm a proud mother of a baby girl and my husband and I are expecting our second and final child in October 2009. Being a mom is what being a MILF is all about. With all these changes on the way - and none of them good - my maternal instinct has gone into overdrive. I feel the need to protect my young from a predator. The predator is, of course, Liberal politics. They come in out of left field, promoting what they call "equal rights" and brainwashing children to believe un-American standards are, in fact, just NEW American standards.

But I won't get into the details just yet. If I did, I wouldn't have anything left to blog about.

So what is my blog about? It's about exposing the fine print of up-and-coming legislature. It's about opposing supposed "feminists" Hillary Rodham Clinton and Nancy Pelosi. It's about teaching parents to be more aware of how politics can be (and are) propagandicized into schools, and how they can counteract it at home. It's about Conservatives who kick ass.

And it's about time.

I will have a blog update at least once a week. I am also willing to answer any questions you may have or write about any topics you'd like more information on. My e-mail is unitedmilfs@gmail.com.